Tuesday, August 10, 2010

My Dad on me moving my bedroom furniture into my new apartment

Dad: The furniture is probably safer here anyways
Me: Than it would be in my apt next year?? Why??
Dad: In a New York City apartment...Mosquitos, Rats
Me: Wait, rats on a 25th floor apartment?
Dad: Yes. You don't think they can climb?
Me: No. Why do you? WAIT what are rats doing in my apartment?
Dad: Well you don't keep it very clean
Me: Wait why do you think I don't keep it clean?
Dad: Well if you did there wouldn't be rats, now would there?

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