Posting Nice Family Photos on Facebook...

... Is never a good idea when you are facebook friends with my dad!

Picture:


Picture comments:
Dad's Friend: that's not a turkey. That is an aircraft carrier with legs.

Dad: Actually,...it was an alien landed in the backyard..notice the bionic implant in the chest. Few people appreciate that aliens are such good eating.

Really Busy...

My parents have been really busy as of late. This has lead to a complete dearth of the typical hilarious stories, and a general lack of communication which has been limited to messages like this...

"Hi, this is your dad calling on one of the premier Jew days. You should be available to answer my calls anytime I pick up the phone. That is all."