Dad: I bring you only the top line cutting edge medicine. Today at our medical staff meeting one of the ID doctors started talking about the newest thing... Fecal Transplants.
Mom: What's that?
Dad: When a patient has an infection wiht C. Diff, ID doctors take the poop of one of the patient's relatives and using an enema insert it into the patient. I thought I was listening to South Park -(starts singing) Mr. Hanky the christmas poo...