So this isn't my family but...

Well, I tend to pick 'em like my family! Here are some GEMS from my former roommate Kati:


Kati: my favorite thing during the mental status exam is asking who the president is

it's a pretty sweet array of responses

my favorite is "we don't have one right now. we used to have one, and in a few years we'll get another one. but we don't have one right now"

(fill in the accent)

Kati: I had a man tell me that he had been embalmed

and woke up after being dead for three days in the basement of the hospital

Kati: last week, in answer to the question "do you have any children?", i got "no...well...no...i mean i ain't saying i don't got a whole litter a bush babies scattered all over this earth from when i was in the navy...but i don't got nobody calling me on father's day"